My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
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Maybe best pimp.
Kids are, by default, terrible wingmen because then the guy know you have a kid.
What an awkward teenager.
OP is a 20-something guy with man-boobs...
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