if a woman looks like jeff goldblum, she is either homeless or trailer trash. like the woman who yelled at her kid while she rode my ass to work today. she was just pissed off because she looks like elton john.
this is a good one. I looked at a ton of these things today. and this is definitely in the top 10. 1 still has to be :
He looked up at me and in a creepy voice and said "I can has cheeseburger" and then preceded to go down on me.
I don't care what she looked, like thats still called stalking in the trailor park and punishable by white trash, beer can throwing, dog sicin' death. In case you weren't informed by Bubba.
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