we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
