No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize