Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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