no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
they call him Oral-B. enough said
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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