My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I would fuck him just for his dog
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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