i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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