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  Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me

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• You screw on demand. Who needs to marry you? All the benefits and none of the commitment.

  Submitted by okieraider71 on Dec 10, 12 at 5:29pm

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• I'm pretty sure you just listed EXACTLY why you're still single.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 10, 12 at 7:34pm

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• These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  Submitted by RodFarva on Dec 10, 12 at 3:43pm

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  • Back in my day we'd take out back and beat you with a hose... Now STFU!

    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 10, 12 at 4:16pm

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    • Pretzels... thirsty.

      Submitted by RodFarva on Dec 10, 12 at 4:46pm

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      • Shut up FARVA, shut up

        Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 10, 12 at 4:56pm

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• Tina you fat lard! Come get some dinner!

  Submitted by NapoleonDynamite on Dec 10, 12 at 6:50pm

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