I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
