I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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