i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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