That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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