So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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