stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize