I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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