I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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