I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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