What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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