new low.... made out with someone while peeing
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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