But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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