so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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