I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
pray to the hookup gods
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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