get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
she looked like the before picture.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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