whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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