Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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