playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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