i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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