Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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