Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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