i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I could fuck to npr.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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