What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
