Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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