You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i dont even know how to be here
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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