I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
It's rum buckets o'clock
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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