I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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