i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
