We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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