So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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