her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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