you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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