What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I lost the right to judge tonight
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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