Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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