If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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