i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
