I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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