with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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