she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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