She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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