yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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