I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
