i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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