Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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