at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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