the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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