BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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