Nicole vs. Life
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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