quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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