Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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